LARD PERSONALIZED CAMEO VIDEO!
$20.00
Send a Video Message from the One and Only Lard Humungus!
Because nothing says “I love you” quite like a message from a sweaty, unhinged mutant in spandex. Lard Humungus will deliver a very special video for any occasion—birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, or even just to remind someone they peaked in high school.
Each video is about a minute long (because let’s be honest, that’s probably all you can handle) and fully customized to your needs. Just answer all the deeply invasive questions at checkout so we can get it just right.
Your masterpiece will be emailed to you in a glorious MP4 format, ready for you to share, cherish, or immediately delete.
Need more info? Of course you do. Email [email protected]—but only if you really need to.
Videos are delivered within 7 days, because art like this takes time.